Comments on: How to Make Your Fetus Gay http://brettberk.com/2010/01/30/how-to-make-your-fetus-gay/ Sat, 12 May 2012 04:46:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: Pizzacrime http://brettberk.com/2010/01/30/how-to-make-your-fetus-gay/comment-page-1/#comment-1844 Pizzacrime Tue, 19 Apr 2011 05:05:06 +0000 http://brettberk.com/2010/01/30/how-to-make-your-fetus-gay/#comment-1844 Lol -- your theory might be correct: I had Dapper Dan as a3 to 5 year-old child, and I did not turn out to be gay. .....And I loved that thing to death. Literally - Mom tells me I ripped out the tuft of hair at the top, because I would carry it with me wherever I went, and eventually one by one his strands got yanked. Pulled all the buttons off too. I found this blog and this topic, by searching for Dapper Dan pics on Google images, after confessing to my girlfriend that I in fact had a "doll" as a young child and her laughing at me and then immediately saying "Aww how cute that must have been though. Lol — your theory might be correct: I had Dapper Dan as a3 to 5 year-old child, and I did not turn out to be gay.

…..And I loved that thing to death. Literally – Mom tells me I ripped out the tuft of hair at the top, because I would carry it with me wherever I went, and eventually one by one his strands got yanked. Pulled all the buttons off too.

I found this blog and this topic, by searching for Dapper Dan pics on Google images, after confessing to my girlfriend that I in fact had a “doll” as a young child and her laughing at me and then immediately saying “Aww how cute that must have been though.

]]> By: They’re Babbling About: February 3, 2010 | Strollerderby http://brettberk.com/2010/01/30/how-to-make-your-fetus-gay/comment-page-1/#comment-1357 They’re Babbling About: February 3, 2010 | Strollerderby Wed, 03 Feb 2010 18:10:02 +0000 http://brettberk.com/2010/01/30/how-to-make-your-fetus-gay/#comment-1357 [...] steady influences of Lady Gaga, Glee and Gossip Girl turn a fetus gay? One can only hope. - Brett [...] [...] steady influences of Lady Gaga, Glee and Gossip Girl turn a fetus gay? One can only hope. – Brett [...]

]]> By: JTO http://brettberk.com/2010/01/30/how-to-make-your-fetus-gay/comment-page-1/#comment-1351 JTO Mon, 01 Feb 2010 04:25:32 +0000 http://brettberk.com/2010/01/30/how-to-make-your-fetus-gay/#comment-1351 Still George, you say? Names can be changed anytime, but check this out: http://bit.ly/7yMVJk What, if anything, do you make of this, Gunc? Still George, you say?

Names can be changed anytime, but check this out:

http://bit.ly/7yMVJk

What, if anything, do you make of this, Gunc?

]]> By: Jennifer http://brettberk.com/2010/01/30/how-to-make-your-fetus-gay/comment-page-1/#comment-1349 Jennifer Sun, 31 Jan 2010 22:32:30 +0000 http://brettberk.com/2010/01/30/how-to-make-your-fetus-gay/#comment-1349 I'd add a 5th G: Gunn. Get the esteemed Tim Gunn's book on CD, or just put on the latest season of Project Runway for some extra homo oomph. Also: Millionaire Matchmaker, which should be enough to turn any straight boy gay. I’d add a 5th G: Gunn. Get the esteemed Tim Gunn’s book on CD, or just put on the latest season of Project Runway for some extra homo oomph. Also: Millionaire Matchmaker, which should be enough to turn any straight boy gay.

]]> By: Theresa http://brettberk.com/2010/01/30/how-to-make-your-fetus-gay/comment-page-1/#comment-1348 Theresa Sun, 31 Jan 2010 05:28:19 +0000 http://brettberk.com/2010/01/30/how-to-make-your-fetus-gay/#comment-1348 Your sister should have had the foresight to gestate some boys first. Your chances of being gay go up significantly with each older brother you have. Failing that, the surest way to have a gay son is to become a homophobic senator or a gay-"curing" psychotherapist, but that would of course be burdensome for the rest of the family. PS. @Roxy - "who needs six of anything?" -- Some very important things come in sixes, such as beer. Be’sha’ah tovah! (I had to google that, so I hope it's right...) Your sister should have had the foresight to gestate some boys first. Your chances of being gay go up significantly with each older brother you have.

Failing that, the surest way to have a gay son is to become a homophobic senator or a gay-”curing” psychotherapist, but that would of course be burdensome for the rest of the family.

PS. @Roxy – “who needs six of anything?” — Some very important things come in sixes, such as beer.

Be’sha’ah tovah! (I had to google that, so I hope it’s right…)

]]> By: Mark s http://brettberk.com/2010/01/30/how-to-make-your-fetus-gay/comment-page-1/#comment-1346 Mark s Sat, 30 Jan 2010 18:56:22 +0000 http://brettberk.com/2010/01/30/how-to-make-your-fetus-gay/#comment-1346 Tell her to eat nothing but twinkies and sausage and drink virgin appletinis Tell her to eat nothing but twinkies and sausage and drink virgin appletinis

]]> By: "ROXY" http://brettberk.com/2010/01/30/how-to-make-your-fetus-gay/comment-page-1/#comment-1345 "ROXY" Sat, 30 Jan 2010 18:51:21 +0000 http://brettberk.com/2010/01/30/how-to-make-your-fetus-gay/#comment-1345 Oh G-d, I cant get over it. Now "Nick" says George it is..no matter what Harvard(George IV) says. George Berk Eggers VI. Who needs six of anything??!!! Get down here brett!! Oh G-d, I cant get over it. Now “Nick” says George it is..no matter what Harvard(George IV) says. George Berk Eggers VI. Who needs six of anything??!!!
Get down here brett!!

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