Last night, The Gay Uncle watched a football game. Some of you may have watched it as well. It was called “The Superbowl” and it was mostly about grown men rubbing up against each other while wearing so much padding that they can safely pretend not to feel anything sexual about this. The part that’s not about that is about drinking, and the rest is about ads that tell men that they’re oppressed and need to act out by buying a car, visiting a website, or considering the purchase of some new facial products (or drinking more). The team that won this game is from the city where Gunc is living right now, New Orleans, so he was obligated to go out and party with the townsfolk. This is what he discovered.
Going Blue
“Show me on the puppet where the horsey touched you.”
Getting Superficial about the Superbowl
Here’s my alternative (lifestyle) means of handicapping the big game this weekend. Click on the WHO DAT? to find out who will definitely win and by how much?
Cash, Love and Tiny Cars
My article on adult Hot Wheels collectors “Cash, Love, and Tiny Cars” is just out, in glorious printed color, in this month’s Car and Driver. Go old school and buy it on the newsstand! It really looks so pretty, and you can hold it in your hand. (Plus, it’s way uncouth to read feature stories on the computer when pooping.)
BONUS: Now available online, for those of you who like to burn your lap while doing your duty.
[Photo Credit: Ted Soqui]
Mad at Mad Men
Mad Men casts off Bryan Batt, who plays gay Art Director Slavatore Romano. I give him a call at his store in New Orleans and discuss his plans for the future, and his hopes for Sal’s return. Check it out.