An Interview With…Me?!?

Posted on March 8th, 2011 at 9:57 pm by admin

The tables are turned, the universe is inverted, and Bizarro Superman takes over. In other words, I am the interviewee in this piece at The NYLA Report.

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VF Print, Ferrari Edition

Posted on March 5th, 2011 at 5:21 pm by admin

I continue to offer sacrifices to Printus, the god of magazines. And he continues to reward me with the successes occasioned by devotion his Capybara-headed/insect bodied icon. To wit: another piece in Vanity Fair magazine, this one on the incredible new Ferrari FF. Click the image below to see a crappy scan, or go buy the magazine on the newsstand, you cheap bitch.

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Fiat 500 Review

Posted on March 4th, 2011 at 11:05 pm by admin

The Fiat 500 is the vehicular equivalent of attending a 6:00 a.m. spinning class while drinking Diet Red Bull and blasting “Hold it Against Me” on a bedazzled iPod Touch. Find out why by reading my review of the wee Italo-Mexican roller skate over at Vanity Fair.

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Interview with Anna Faris

Posted on March 3rd, 2011 at 5:01 pm by admin

Anna Faris is my second-favorite actress. She’s also the star of the new, 80s rom-com Take Me Home Tonight. I interviewed her for Vanity Fair, and we discussed all the important topics: feminist film theory, universal bisexuality, seeing movies high, and co-star Topher Grace’s scary obsession with Star Wars figurines.