The Chicago Tribune asked me to share the best parenting advice my mom ever gave me. It involves newborns and staples.

“Born This Way” triumphed by returning the kids, and the show, to their thematic loser roots. Read the glorious Glee-cap in its entirety over at Vanity Fair.

…But he plays one on TV. On Glee to be exact. I adore Max, so I gave him a ring to discuss the recent admirably-themed Gaga episode of the show, and the chances for a Samofsky twin-tux prom.

Five new cars from the New York Auto Show that look hot and don’t suck (gas.) At Vanity Fair.

Our first hard (ugh!) hitting report from the 2011 New York International Auto Show: “The Jaguar E-Type and 20 Other Cars that Look Like Penises” over at Vanity Fair.

Fans of fitful divadom, fascist duchesses, and feline diseases were likely satisfied by last night’s episode, “A Night of Neglect”. But what about the rest of us…? Find out at Vanity Fair.

I talk knowledge bowls, leather lesbian weddings, and the possibility of some Goolsby/Shue man-on-man action with hunky gay triple-threat Cheyenne Jackson. Read all about it, over at Vanity Fair.

10 World-Famous Car Jews + 10 Automotive Plagues = 1 Amazing Vehicular Passover Slide-show. Check it out at Vanity Fair.

Here’s the dirty secret of automotive infatuation: cars can love you back.
Find out how, over at Vanity Fair.