Officiating a Spring Wedding in a Corvette Convertible
Written by Brett, Posted in Stick Shift, Vanity Fair
In Detroit, a preacher has to shine. My review of the Roofless Plastic Fantastic for Vanity Fair.
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Tuesday
April 2014
Written by Brett, Posted in Stick Shift, Vanity Fair
In Detroit, a preacher has to shine. My review of the Roofless Plastic Fantastic for Vanity Fair.
Wednesday
April 2014
Written by Brett, Posted in Vanity Fair
My piece on the gorgeous “Dream Cars” exhibit at Atlanta’s High Museum of Art is featured prominently in the May, 2014 print issue of Vanity Fair. Click on the thumbnails above (and then click on them again) to view a crappy scan, or just buy the magazine on the newsstand, you chintzy bitch.
Wednesday
April 2014
Written by Brett, Posted in Stick Shift, Vanity Fair
I wrote this entire Vanity Fair article while the 2014 Mercedes-Benz S-Class drove me up the West Side Highway by itself.
Saturday
April 2014
Written by Brett, Posted in LA Times
Here’s an Op-Ed piece I wrote for the Los Angeles Times opinions page about how self-driving cars could be a real boon to our rapidly growing population of senior citizens.
Monday
March 2014
Written by Brett, Posted in Stick Shift, Vanity Fair
The operative word here is, “Almost.” Reviewing a trio of peppy sport-utes for Vanity Fair.
Monday
March 2014
Written by Brett, Posted in Stick Shift, Vanity Fair
We do not blame the car for these travails any more than we blame ourselves for the day we wore shorts in May and ended up shivering and vodka-drunk in a Russian nightclub in Coney Island. Sometimes, in the pursuit of glorious fun, shit happens and you’re not outfitted appropriately.
Driving an Aston Martin Vanquish Volante in t he Winter, from Vanity Fair
Monday
March 2014
Written by Brett, Posted in Road & Track
What would you do if you owned an inhospitable, 7250-acre, rubbly, caliche-undergridded plot of west-central Texas, plagued by fire ants, tarantulas, Africanized bees, and rabid foxes? If you’re Goodyear, you’d flood it and test 12 foot tall truck tires.
Click the thumbnail above (and then click it again) to view a crappy scan of my latest edition of “Test Track Lunacy” for Road & Track, or just buy the magazine on the newsstand, you chintzy bitch.
Friday
March 2014
Written by Brett, Posted in DETAILS
The handsome stripper our friends at Porsche never wanted to make, in the April issue of DETAILS.
Click on the image above (then click again) to view a crappy scan, or just buy the magazine on the newsstand you chintzy bitch. (p.36)
Tuesday
March 2014
Written by Brett, Posted in Stick Shift, Vanity Fair
Which of the pair is our favorite? That’s like asking us to choose whether we prefer flawless gemstones or a flawless sex robot that looks exactly like a young Richard Gere. Read our full “review” at Vanity Fair.
Monday
March 2014
Written by Brett, Posted in Yahoo! Autos
David Gooding–one of the world’s foremost authorities on the collectible car market–told me to pull the trigger on that 1989 Jaguar XJS convertible I’ve been coveting. “If it looks cheap, and you believe in it,” Gooding said. “Follow your interest.”
Find out what other cars he recommended as entry-level investments at Yahoo! Autos.
My latest for Vanity Fair print: "Cult Cars"
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