Stumped about what to get that special daddy in your life? Worried that a manscaping kit, three pairs of boxer briefs, and a gift certificate for a facial might give him the wrong impression? Wishing that he was just a little…smarter about the whole fathering thing? Well, there’s only one present that will solve for all of these issues: a copy of The Gay Uncle’s Guide to Parenting. And it’s available at all the best stores, chain or independent (link-listed below)–you pick based on your own silly little arcane rules. But order today to make sure it gets there in time, or you’ll reap no rewards for your thoughtfulness; everyone knows daddy hates it when you’re fucking late.