They really do grow up so fast. It seems like only yesterday that The Gay Uncle pushed his purple, rectangular wrecking ball of a head through the birth canal, and now, he’s sassing back in compound sentences, stubbornly refusing to wear his old argyle socks (claiming they’re too babyish), and sleeping in his new Barbie big-boy bed. That’s right, today, The Gay Uncle enters the Terrible Twos. It’s enough to make a proud parent weep, especially since the little bugger had the nerve to ask for a iPhone for his birthday. You are not getting a fucking iPhone, Gay Uncle! But your loyal friends are invited to celebrate with you in a Gunc-y way. Thanks to the amazing powers of Google Analytics, The Gay Uncle has been able to keep a running list some of the of the odd, intriguing, and often disgusting search terms that Internet Trolls have used to find this site. Below, you will see a collection of some of the best ones. Please note, the number in parentheses represents the running tally of creeps who have used this particular term to land here. Enjoy!
Gay Spanking (105)
Gay Peeing (93)
Gay Birthday Cakes (81)
Gay Snowballs (74)
Gay Screamer (47)
Gay Bitches (37)
Gay Shower (36)
Gay Airplane (24)
Gay Toilet Training (21)
Gay Ass (20)
Photo of Canadian Flag (15)
Gay Mouth (11)
Your book is in the wrong section at Powell’s. I went yesterday to buy another copy, since the dog ate my first, and it’s in Gay/Lesbian parents – parenting section, not the General Parenting section where it belongs. I will tell them myself, but you (or your agent or someone) might want to tell them, too.
I’m finding the book extremely helpful w/my 3 (yes 3) kids. 5, 3, and 2.5 months. Would be good if other Powell’s customers were able to benefit from it, too.
Sarah