I had a lovely phone chat this afternoon with Kevin McHale, who plays “Artie” (aka The Kid in the Wheelchair) on Glee. We discussed his recent mind-bending experiences with the three Os–Oprah, the Obamas, and Apolo Ohno–as well as his secret boy-band past. He also revealed that he will be rapping in the upcoming season of Glee, and is embarrassed about it. Also, he is planning an insurrection at the cast’s upcoming Radio City Music Hall show.
Sit On It
Cleaning the bathroom floor got you blue (or yellow?) Tired of teaching your toddler how to position his penis? Wondering why it is that men and women are so infuriatingly different? Well read the Gay Uncle’s timely tips (pun intended) on Why You Should Let Your Son Pee Sitting Down, and you’ll understand everything…and more.
Click here, and be elucidated.
Gay Pets for Gay People
The New York Times published a lengthy (make that very lengthy) article in their Sunday Magazine this week that posed the question, Can Animals Be Gay? In his role as Vanity Fair’s resident online homosexual, The Gay Uncle tackles this question from a variety of directions, incorporating disparate elements like leash laws, feminist theory, dolphin blowholes, and Muppets. In the end, he comes up with an answer of his own.
11 Year Old Explains Justin Bieber
My 11 year-old niece, Hannah, explains the saccharine phenomenon that is Justin Bieber, in Vanity Fair.
Click here to be elucidated about his hair, his favorite color, and just where the fuck he came from.