Gayest Roadtrip EVER!

Posted on July 28th, 2010 at 3:37 pm by admin

My eleven year-old niece and I took a road trip together to Provincetown last weekend in a BMW 335i Convertible. Can you say “Girls Just Want to Have Fun?”

Check out the travelogue and car review over at the Vanity Fair website by clicking right here.

Shock and Awww

Posted on July 22nd, 2010 at 2:51 pm by admin

In an uncharacteristically low-ball lob, I created a slide-show this week for my online car column at Vanity Fair. Its subject? Ten cars that look exactly like adorable animals. You will not believe how fucking CUTE it is!

Click here to be placed into a cuddliness coma.

Carticles, in PRINT

Posted on July 17th, 2010 at 1:31 am by admin

I had the good fortune of landing two tiny automobile-related pieces in a pair of print mags this month. If you’re interested in reading them, you can either play a game of Where’s Waldo and attempt to locate them in the actual hard copy, or you can click beneath and view them that way.

(Sorry for my mad-shitty technical skills. I’m sure there’s a much lovelier way to render this.
But I don’t know it.)

Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner, Better

Posted on July 14th, 2010 at 10:20 pm by admin

The Acura RL is just like Jennifer Grey, Warhol’s “Empire”, and Skeet Ulrich. Find out how in my review of Honda’s upscale brand’s top-notch offering, over at the Vanity Fair website.

Click here to get a wheel.

If the Roberts Court Overturns DOMA, I will Gay Marry My Boyfriend on the Six Flags Tilt-A-Whirl

Posted on July 9th, 2010 at 5:15 pm by admin

Today, I made a marriage vow I hope I don’t have to keep. (Or maybe I hope I do?) I promised to gay marry my boyfriend of 20 years at an amusement park. But only if the grotesque, retrogressive, Roberts Supreme Court overturns DOMA, which has about as much chance of happening as my sprouting a vagina on my chest. Still, I put this in writing, at Vanity Fair.

Chris Colfer: Puppy Kicker?

Posted on July 8th, 2010 at 10:03 pm by admin

I talk with Glee’s adorable and talented cast member about his Emmy nomination, father/son action, and the best possible ways for him to guarantee that he doesn’t win the Best Supporting Actor award.

Also, there’s a funny part about Jane Lynch and a bedazzled track suit.

It’s all there, at Vanity Fair.

Glee and Mad Men go to War for the Soul of America

Posted on July 8th, 2010 at 5:53 pm by admin

Mad Men and Glee, two of my favorite TV shows (okay, the ONLY two I watch) shocked exactly no one today when it was revealed that they dominated the nominations for this year’s Emmy awards. But this doesn’t mean there’s no news there. There is. It’s just…buried. To find out what their success means about the American character (and Drag) take a little click-walk over to Vanity Fair, where I’ve fabricated crafted some interesting theories that make sense of all of this.

LXD: You Must Watch It!

Posted on July 7th, 2010 at 10:26 pm by admin

I watched the first two episodes of The Legion of Extraordinary Dancers. And if you like hot, young, shirtless guys getting sweaty and nailing sweet dance moves, you should too. (Also, Glee’s Harry Shum Jr. is in it, which gave me an excuse to call him and have him explain the whole show to me.)

Check out my review for the Vanity Fair website.

Amazing New Brooklyn Playground

Posted on July 7th, 2010 at 5:30 pm by admin

Mimi Gross is an incredible artist who had a lifelong dream: designing a children’s playground with structures based on elements of the human anatomy. And guess what? It actually got built. In Brooklyn. And it opened this weekend.

Gunc wrote a piece about it for Time Out New York Kids, which includes a slide-show of amazing images of this amazing place. (And, yes, that is a snot-trough slide.) Click here—>to slide on over there.

Why Have Kids?

Posted on July 7th, 2010 at 5:23 pm by admin

The Gay Uncle responds to that New York Magazine cover story about why contemporary parents hate parenting with two simple rejoinders (one of which is this titular question.)

Click here to visit the Vanity Fair website, where the answer awaits you:

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