Mad Men and Glee, two of my favorite TV shows (okay, the ONLY two I watch) shocked exactly no one today when it was revealed that they dominated the nominations for this year’s Emmy awards. But this doesn’t mean there’s no news there. There is. It’s just…buried. To find out what their success means about the American character (and Drag) take a little click-walk over to Vanity Fair, where I’ve fabricated crafted some interesting theories that make sense of all of this.