Another week, another episode of Glee in which the football coach becomes the object of ejaculate-opposing anti-fantasies, the bad boy sings reggae with the wheelchair guy, and the gay kid gets sexually assaulted by a big, sweaty football player. And another opportunity for me to write all about it for Vanity Fair.
Meet Darren Criss, Glee’s New “Tom Ford-ish” Gay
Darren Criss joins the cast of Glee tonight as Blaine (yes, just one name) a “composed” gay from a rival school. Since I write Vanity Fair‘s Gay Guide to Glee, I was pretty much required to give him a call. We discussed bear wrestling, singing genitals, and coming out as straight. Sadly, the caroling penises part got cut for length. But you can read the rest of it here.
Drill Baby Drill
There’s nothing scary about a windowless, white van, right? So you don’t have to be afraid of this custom Mercedes Sprinter. Until you click on the link and see what it has inside. (And no, it’s not stained wall-to-wall carpeting and a kiddie sized leather sling. It’s worse. Much worse.)