The Jaguar XF is a delight. But far more people bought Fiat 500Ls or Smart ForTwos””arguably the two shittiest vehicles currently available in America””than XFs. More Chrysler 200s were sold every ten days in 2015 than XFs were sold in the entire year. And the Chrysler 200 sucks a bag of dicks.
Waiting for the valet to bring around the Audi, one of my friends said, “Ah, there”s our car.”ť She was pointing at a white Kia Sedona.
It takes 130 hours to build one $230,000 Bentley Bentayga SUV. I wish the designers had spent that long on the exterior.
The impact spun me into the intersection. Other cars skidded around the 2002, their paths like strands of spaghetti falling through a colander. My gas tank ruptured. I”d just filled up; fuel was everywhere.