These five upcoming ultra-luxury super-sporty six figure SUVs are preparing to tow you into a stratospheric price range. (Plus a special guest appearance by Jonathan Ward and his amazing ICON restomod SUVs.)
Click on the thumbnail above, and then click on it again, to view a scan of my latest showboating for ShowBoats International.
Matthew McConaughey told me that he wants the South Park guys to do a spoof of his Lincoln commercial. (But he’d settle for Matt Damon.)
No teens were harmed in the making of this article. Sadly.
“It”s quite exciting when you see the flames shooting out of the bonnet.”¯ Tincknell points at the exhaust exits, which protrude from the hood, directly in front of the driver”s bubble-topped canopy. “That”s usually out the back.”¯
It’s not “free range” parenting, darling. It’s simply parenting.
How did James Bond end up driving a Jensen Interceptor? Find out.
As a parent, your authority””meaning, your flimsy confidence that you are smarter than your kid””is your most potent weapon.
Waiting for your child to find their own sleep rhythm is like waiting for a snare drum to find its own rhythm. Pretend you”re the grownup. Start drumming your way into your child”s head.
The opulent new Mercedes-Maybach S600 is inspired. And inspired by the classic Mercedes-Benz 600 beloved by diplomats, dictators, designers, and pornographers.
My latest for ShowBoats International. Click on the thumbnail above (and then click on it again) to view a cruddy scan.
More steaming hot wisdom from the universe’s favorite Gay Uncle. In this installment: Mealtime Magic (or, How to Not Give Your Child a Lifelong Eating Disorder)