“Sometimes in the comments, the kids will ask me what app I use to make the drawings.”
Goliath vs. Goliath (vs. Goliath?)
Germans build cars like these because they’re not allowed to wage war anymore. Americans never stop waging war, even on their allies.
My latest for DETAILS. Click on the thumbnail (and then click it again) to view a scan. (January, 2015 p.46) Or you can find the full article online, here.
James Bond’s New Car
Like Lolita with her lollipop or Norman Bates with his bloody knife and desiccated mother, certain cinematic characters and their props are indelibly bonded.
I Interview a Famous mau5
“My first car sucked just like everyone else”s first car. It was a Porsche 911 Carrera.”
My interview with EDM superstar deadmau5 for the BBC.
Formula One Percent
The Class Warfare Circus Comes to Town
Oligarch Express
Just in time for the holidays, something to fill the en-suite garages of the global .01%’s new $100 million apartments.
Hot Hatchbacks Heat Up
An article about cars that are fun to drive, practical, and affordable. And I wrote it? Click on the thumbnail above (and then click it again) to view a crappy scan, or just buy the December 2014 issue of Men’s Fitness on the newsstand, you chintzy bitch. (page 68)
4 Year-Old Test Drives Ford F-150 Pickup
My adorable four year-old nephew helped me review an all-new Ford F-150 pickup truck, and the results are predictably adorable.
And if you enjoyed that, you’ll love the special BONUS VIDEO we created.
Mercedes-AMG-GT: Pied-á-Carre
We liked the all-new, $130,000 Mercedes-AMG GT S, but we weren”t in love–and love is everything in a pricey sports car. Its only job is to make you grin and salivate every time you touch it or sit in it, or remember, in the drudgery of your hideous existence, that you actually own it.
The Waldorf Astoria’s New “Station Wagons”
The “station wagon” was invented to schlep guests from the train depot to the hotel. These new models at the Waldorf Astoria resorts perform the same function, in superlative fashion.