Driving the rarest, weirdest French cars in America at the Lane Motor Museum
Hard Eight
Ferrari’s latest takes its inspiration from Tom Selleck’s car. We anticipate a hit. Our expert agrees, “Do not underestimate the power of the pop cultural/auto interface in fueling middle-aged male fantasy.”
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The Global Luxury Carouesl
To become a luxury automaker in China, Volvo exports Chinese luxury to America.
Gymnastics + Minivan = Chicken Nuggets/iPad
The Gay Uncle solves the kids’ extracurriculars equation.
Our New Favorite Sports Sedan
Watch out, BMW. Things are about to get a bit bitey.*
*Warning: includes gratuitous Tennessee Williams references.
Bully Pulpit
Have your kid try these tools with the bullies at school. Note that”s a plural. Multiple tools. Unlike in Bob Seger, there is no silver bullet in life.
SUVery
These five upcoming ultra-luxury super-sporty six figure SUVs are preparing to tow you into a stratospheric price range. (Plus a special guest appearance by Jonathan Ward and his amazing ICON restomod SUVs.)
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McConaughey on McConaughey
Matthew McConaughey told me that he wants the South Park guys to do a spoof of his Lincoln commercial. (But he’d settle for Matt Damon.)
BMW Teaches Teens to Drive (Sort Of)
No teens were harmed in the making of this article. Sadly.
So Innovative It Burns
“It”s quite exciting when you see the flames shooting out of the bonnet.”¯ Tincknell points at the exhaust exits, which protrude from the hood, directly in front of the driver”s bubble-topped canopy. “That”s usually out the back.”¯