Watch out, BMW. Things are about to get a bit bitey.*
*Warning: includes gratuitous Tennessee Williams references.
Bully Pulpit
Have your kid try these tools with the bullies at school. Note that”s a plural. Multiple tools. Unlike in Bob Seger, there is no silver bullet in life.
SUVery
These five upcoming ultra-luxury super-sporty six figure SUVs are preparing to tow you into a stratospheric price range. (Plus a special guest appearance by Jonathan Ward and his amazing ICON restomod SUVs.)
Click on the thumbnail above, and then click on it again, to view a scan of my latest showboating for ShowBoats International.
McConaughey on McConaughey
Matthew McConaughey told me that he wants the South Park guys to do a spoof of his Lincoln commercial. (But he’d settle for Matt Damon.)
BMW Teaches Teens to Drive (Sort Of)
No teens were harmed in the making of this article. Sadly.
So Innovative It Burns
“It”s quite exciting when you see the flames shooting out of the bonnet.”¯ Tincknell points at the exhaust exits, which protrude from the hood, directly in front of the driver”s bubble-topped canopy. “That”s usually out the back.”¯
Homo on the (Free) Range
It’s not “free range” parenting, darling. It’s simply parenting.
James Bond Drives “The Coolest Car in 1969”
How did James Bond end up driving a Jensen Interceptor? Find out.
How To Discipline Your Child
As a parent, your authority””meaning, your flimsy confidence that you are smarter than your kid””is your most potent weapon.
Put Your Child to Sleep
Waiting for your child to find their own sleep rhythm is like waiting for a snare drum to find its own rhythm. Pretend you”re the grownup. Start drumming your way into your child”s head.