It is still such a huge thrill to open this magazine and see my name. My piece on the new self-driving Mercedes-Benz F015 Luxury in Motion, in the April issue of Vanity Fair.
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Does a magazine exist that is named more appropriately for a flashy, swanning, performative, globetrotting bitch like me? ShowBoats International–an ultra-luxury yachting magazine dedicated to serving the global super rich–has just relaunched. And guess who is their new Automotive Editor? Moi, naturally. (Not that you could tell from that caricature they’ve included.)
For my first monthly column, I’ve featured the new Bentley Grand Convertible. Click on the thumbnail above (and then click on it again) to view a scan.
I talk to comedian Gabriel Iglesias about Trans Ams, Teslas, and pristine (and extremely shitty) VW Vans.
My first piece for Autoblog.
Geneva Would Like to Welcome to Your Turbocharged, 3-D Printed, Robot Driven Future
Reason #1: It looks like this. (Other reasons are equally valid.)
Jamie Dornan was still searching for his Uber outside Ari Emmanuel”s house party as our chariot pulled up and ferried us away, leaving him a cloud of tire smoke that rendered him Fifty Shades of (Avaricious) Green.
Rolls-Royce has confirmed the inevitable: it will build an SUV.
We talk to Jay Leno about donating half-million dollar muscle cars, inking new automotive TV deals, and dealing with nosey siren-happy cops.
The 2015 Acura NSX is 2 Legit 2 Quit. (Ditto for Ayrton Senna.) My latest for the March issue of DETAILS. Click on the image above (and then click on it again) to view a crappy scan, or just buy the magazine on the newsstand, you chintzy bitch. Or, you can check out the full text in its less attractive online version.
