“My first car sucked just like everyone else”s first car. It was a Porsche 911 Carrera.”
My interview with EDM superstar deadmau5 for the BBC.
Formula One Percent
The Class Warfare Circus Comes to Town
Oligarch Express
Just in time for the holidays, something to fill the en-suite garages of the global .01%’s new $100 million apartments.
Hot Hatchbacks Heat Up
An article about cars that are fun to drive, practical, and affordable. And I wrote it? Click on the thumbnail above (and then click it again) to view a crappy scan, or just buy the December 2014 issue of Men’s Fitness on the newsstand, you chintzy bitch. (page 68)
4 Year-Old Test Drives Ford F-150 Pickup
My adorable four year-old nephew helped me review an all-new Ford F-150 pickup truck, and the results are predictably adorable.
And if you enjoyed that, you’ll love the special BONUS VIDEO we created.
Mercedes-AMG-GT: Pied-á-Carre
We liked the all-new, $130,000 Mercedes-AMG GT S, but we weren”t in love–and love is everything in a pricey sports car. Its only job is to make you grin and salivate every time you touch it or sit in it, or remember, in the drudgery of your hideous existence, that you actually own it.
The Waldorf Astoria’s New “Station Wagons”
The “station wagon” was invented to schlep guests from the train depot to the hotel. These new models at the Waldorf Astoria resorts perform the same function, in superlative fashion.
A Porsche that (Kind of) Drives Itself
“Driving around a corner,” the Porsche engineer told us, “you do not gain efficiency by slowing down. So the system will always go around the corner as fast as possible.”ť
Aston Martin Lagonda, Then and Now
The Aston Martin Lagonda is EVERYTHING, and you should buy one right now. Also, our exclusive images of the new Lagonda Taraf are beyond everything.
My first piece for Bloomberg Luxury
Porsche Parrot
The Porsche Cayenne S E-Hybrid is a Teutonic feral parakeet.