Pretty on the Inside
With commuting times increasing and automotive exterior design distinctiveness decreasing, we decided it was time to honor our interior monologue. To wit: our first-ever year-end list of The Top 10 Automotive Interiors.
In order to read my verbose brilliance, you just need to click on the vagina dentata button pictured below.
What My Daugher Wore
“Sometimes in the comments, the kids will ask me what app I use to make the drawings.”
Goliath vs. Goliath (vs. Goliath?)
Germans build cars like these because they’re not allowed to wage war anymore. Americans never stop waging war, even on their allies.
My latest for DETAILS. Click on the thumbnail (and then click it again) to view a scan. (January, 2015 p.46) Or you can find the full article online, here.
James Bond’s New Car
Like Lolita with her lollipop or Norman Bates with his bloody knife and desiccated mother, certain cinematic characters and their props are indelibly bonded.
I Interview a Famous mau5
“My first car sucked just like everyone else”s first car. It was a Porsche 911 Carrera.”
My interview with EDM superstar deadmau5 for the BBC.
Formula One Percent
The Class Warfare Circus Comes to Town
Oligarch Express
Just in time for the holidays, something to fill the en-suite garages of the global .01%’s new $100 million apartments.
Hot Hatchbacks Heat Up
An article about cars that are fun to drive, practical, and affordable. And I wrote it? Click on the thumbnail above (and then click it again) to view a crappy scan, or just buy the December 2014 issue of Men’s Fitness on the newsstand, you chintzy bitch. (page 68)
4 Year-Old Test Drives Ford F-150 Pickup
My adorable four year-old nephew helped me review an all-new Ford F-150 pickup truck, and the results are predictably adorable.
And if you enjoyed that, you’ll love the special BONUS VIDEO we created.