Here’s what The Gay Uncle suggested (to the Chicago Tribune) that you resolve to do for your kids–and yourself–in 2013.
A Very Gay (Uncle) New Year
Top 5 Cars of 2012
It’s time for our annual Top 5 list. Read our strident and subjective picks for the five best new cars of 2012 (along with a handful of bonus vehicles that we couldn’t find a way to exclude.) That’s TEN HOT CARS at Vanity Fair.
U.S. Army Robotics Rodeo
If you were brought up on the Terminator movies, and have been panicked about an autonomous army of humanoid robots rising up and taking over the earth, stop worrying. Read our full report from Fort Benning, at Vanity Fair.
What’s Hot/Not at the LA Auto Show
A slideshow of the 10 hottest, and 10 not-est, new vehicles unveiled at this week’s Los Angeles Auto Show, delivered with our signature bitchy commentary. Click through it all at Vanity Fair.
Auto Show “Booth Babe” Exposé
Back in the day, auto show display stands used to be staffed by scantily clad ladies chained to wild animals. Now all that has changed. Sort of. Read our full investigation–including an interview with a veteran “Booth Babe”–at Vanity Fair.
The Smith Tapes
My high school friend Ezra Bookstein is behind this incredible uncovering/remastering of hundreds of hours of long-lost interviews with musical and political luminaries of the 60s and 70s made by famed local WPLJ radio personality and Village Voice columnist Howard Smith. We acquired an exclusive sample at Vanity Fair, where John Lennon and Yoko Ono Continue reading “The Smith Tapes”
Stars and Cars: Uma Thurman
We talk to Uma Thurman about environmental responsibility, BMWs sustainable i sub-brand, and that time she had a massive wreck in the rental car parking lot. Read our interview at Vanity Fair.
S Car Go
We test drive all of Audis sporty S cars, and determine that the Germans can indeed make a delicious batch of S-Car-Go. Read about the mollusky, gastropodic joys of all six cars over at Vanity Fair.
Gay Penguins Adopt Human Baby
In a stunning display of the advanced nature of Northern European social policies, a pair of openly gay penguins at a Danish zoo were granted the right to adopt a newborn human baby. The child, a healthy American boy given up for adoption by his Republican parents in the wake of Mitt Romney’s failed presidential bid, will be brought up in the penguin enclosure. “We are very happy,” said one of the proud father penguins, in Danish, before regurgitating some herring and spitting it into the child’s open mouth.
How to Replace Your Hurricane Damaged Vehicle
How Use your Hurricane Sandy Insurance Settlement to Buy a More Fuel Efficient Vehicle. (Includes handy Buyer’s Guide!) Read my latest for Yahoo! Autos.