The Aston Martin Valkyrie will not have massaging seats.
A Cabinet of Curiosities
A cabinet of curiosities was a room, often in a wealthy person’s manor or castle, dedicated to the preservation and display of a varied collection of objet. They were often freaky, and a wee bit janky. Much of the same could be said for the Brooklands Museum. And this is exactly why you must visit.
Suite Spot
A car must now act as a mobile office, living room, boardroom, hotel room and screening room. Rolls calls the car’s interior “The Suite.”
Ass Everywhere
Talking music, god, stress, record deals, and lots of lit ass shaking with the Queen of Bounce, Big Freedia.
The Orphan Chronicles III: ReVere
The innovative Indiana carmaker that turned out to be (mostly) a scam.
The 7 Best Ferraris for Sale This Week
A typically biased and demented list.
High Fashion
It’s fitting that the last time we drove a Bentley, it was on a runway. This new car is high fashion at its best.
My First Piece for the NY Times
It’s not even about cars.
Covering GM Design
My latest feature for Autoweek just happens to be this issue’s cover story, all about the forthcoming update to GM Design’s iconic Eero Saarinen-designed campus.
Click the thumbnails above, then click them again, to view a crappy scan. Or download the issue yourself, you chintzy bitch. OR, you can now read the story online.
Drinking, and Driving VI: The Sidecar
Moronic behavior is a hallmark among our auto journo peers, perhaps requisite. But even measuring by that low bar, this particular adventure achieves a lofty position in the imbecile pantheon.