Benz Builds a Badass Boat

Mercedes-AMG and Cigarette Racing are celebrating 10 years of collaboration with a Cigarette Racing boat inspired by the AMG GT R (2017).
Mercedes-AMG and Cigarette Racing are celebrating 10 years of collaboration with a Cigarette Racing boat inspired by the AMG GT R (2017).

Triple-digit speeds in an open boat, on the open ocean, feels like kiteboarding in the eye-wall of a category nine hurricane. But that’s kind of the idea in this latest collaboration between Mercedes-AMG and Cigarette Racing.

Porsche Panamera Turbo: The Remedy for DTLA

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Much of Downtown Los Angeles reeks of human urine. Far more than the artisanal coffee roasters and perfumeries that have taken root down there, the Porsche Panamera Turbo is the antidote* for this fetor.

*The larger and tragic issues surrounding the indigent homeless population require massive social service investment, and perhaps a revolution.

Stars & Cars: Linkin Park’s Chester Bennington

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When he was eleven, Linkin Park lead singer Chester Bennington once peed himself in the back seat of a friend’s parent’s car on the way home from swim practice, and never said a word to anyone. Sadly, this anecdote was edited out of this otherwise lovely article from the latest issue of Billboard magazine. Click here to read the online version, or just buy the magazine on the newsstand, you chintzy bitch.

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