Check out the first installment in my new series for WIRED all about (what else?) the future.
Drinking, and Driving #4 – The Speedway
In preparation for this year’s Indy season, like the re-surfacers at the Brickyard, we dug up The Speedway.
How to Get on THE LIST
Just as a mortal cannot stroll into Giza and ride out onto the rivers of the Underworld in a funerary boat, a billionaire cannot pull up at the local Aston Martin dealer and simply write a check for the hyper-rare Valkyrie. They have to get on The List.
My feature story for the June, 2017 issue of Car and Driver. Click on the thumbnails above (and then click again) to read a crappy scan, or just buy the magazine on the newsstand, you chintzy bitch.
Charging into Battle
Long-range, luxury, lozenge-shaped electric vehicles are apparently a thing. Or, at least a couple California startups think/dream that they might be.
My latest for BOAT International (formerly Showboats International.) Click on the thumbnail above (and then click again) to view a crappy scan, or just buy it on the newsstand, you chintzy bitch.
English Wheeling
Italian car ownership is debatable–are you a Ferrari person or a Lamborghini person?–but everyone respects an Aston Martin. You do want respect, right?
Ducati Stretches its Sex Appeal
Now, with bikes for old people. And dorks.
IBM’s Watson Invades Your Car
Making sense of the automotive age of Babel, with your voice.
What the Hell is a Genesis?
Where is Hyundai’s Upscale Genesis Brand Going, and What Is It, Anyway?
Audi S4/S5 Review
You can place your faith in whatever magical creed you find most comforting. We believe in evolution.
Artists Do a 3D Scan of Yosemite with a Hyundai
We believe this was also the plot of an episode of “Yogi’s Gang,” but memory is as evanescent as art.