A typically biased and demented list.
High Fashion
It’s fitting that the last time we drove a Bentley, it was on a runway. This new car is high fashion at its best.
My First Piece for the NY Times
It’s not even about cars.
Covering GM Design
My latest feature for Autoweek just happens to be this issue’s cover story, all about the forthcoming update to GM Design’s iconic Eero Saarinen-designed campus.
Click the thumbnails above, then click them again, to view a crappy scan. Or download the issue yourself, you chintzy bitch. OR, you can now read the story online.
Drinking, and Driving VI: The Sidecar
Moronic behavior is a hallmark among our auto journo peers, perhaps requisite. But even measuring by that low bar, this particular adventure achieves a lofty position in the imbecile pantheon.
Best Of Show, 2017
Note to self: Try to drink less before shooting your Best of Show photo.
(Full story on the winning car, including an interview with the owner and a conversation with a veteran judge.)
80s Mercedes
Grammy Award-winner Maren Morris performed a lovely acoustic set, including her hit “80s Mercedes,” at the Mercedes-AMG 50th Anniversary party at Pebble Beach.
Six-Meter Two-Seater
Mercedes’ latest extortionate concept makes a statement. And that statement is, “I am Red Skull.”
A $2.8 Million Bet
Vague teasers plus 1000 horsepower plus $2.8 million equals Mercedes-Benz hypercar.
Celebrate Bannon’s Ouster
Celebrate Bannon’s ouster. Spend all of the money on cars.