A completely subjective list of my favorite new cars of 2016.
Why I Fucking Hate Star Wars
Preparing for this weekend’s Rogue onslaught with a reprise of this all-you-can-eat buffet of Force-ful vitriol.
Spell PARKING Without PAIN
New Valet App Lets You Spell PARKING Without P-A-I-N (and End Up With More Than GRK)
Drinking, and Driving
My newest franchise launches today in Autoblog, focusing on two of my favorite (but decidedly separate) activities: cars, and cocktails. First up, exploring/debunking the apocryphal origin story of the enticing/disgusting mixture of Calvados and Dubonnet known as The Bentley.
Beige, Boring, and Beloved
The proprietary eponym of the automotive world turns fifty.
Click on the thumbnail (and then click again, if you’re old) to view the story, or just buy the magazine on the newsstand, you chintzy bitch.
Aston Martin Builds a New Old DB4 G.T.
“Think of it as Frank Lloyd Wright having returned from the dead to oversee the Guggenheim’s renovation and pen the addition.”
Italy vs. England = America
Alfa Romeo’s new lucky clover, and Jaguar’s new snarling kitten battle for the hearts of America’s dwindling sport sedan buyers, and everyone’s a winner.
Click on the thumbnail above (and then click again) to view a crappy scan. Or just buy the magazine on the newsstand, you chintzy bitch.
High Roller
Rolls-Royce provides a first peek at its biggest (or at least its heaviest) product news of the decade.
The Faena District Goes Live
Rem Koolhaas, Norman Foster, Baz Luhrmann, and Mercedes-Benz build an exclusive luxury resort/”ashram” in Miami Beach.
Talking Art, Cars, and Art Cars with John Baldessari
“I was into street racing when I was young,” Baldessari admits dryly. “Building cars, racing, working with people who could implement my ideas.” But when asked if he sees this kind of creation as a precursor to his work as an artist, he demurs. “I don’t think so. They’re separate things.” Though, he adds, “As a culture, we’re not fascinated by slowness. We’re fascinated by speed.”