Category: Car and Driver

Wherein I pretend to understand how an internal combustion engine works.

“I think we added a lot of fancy content to create these Maybach versions,” says Wagener.

“Nobody knew who we were,” Jerod said. “I decided that this top-speed record would be a good way to get mentioned in the same sentence with Bugatti, Koenigsegg, and Ferrari.”

“You can be a success in most things if you put in enough effort, but we all fail in our effort to go home again.”

Wherein, surrounded by my Zoom peers from Car and Driver, I make the case that a Chrysler Limousine is truly shit.

If this doesn’t prove to consumers that electric cars have a BPM rate somewhere above the Leaf/Bolt flat-line, we don’t know what will.

What is it that makes us fall in love with cars as kids, and what keeps us interested? Combining my expertise in automobiles, and child development, in the latest issue of Car and Driver.

Click on the thumbnails above (then click again) to view a crappy scan, or just buy the magazine on the newsstand, you chintzy bitch. Also, this story is now available online, for all of you chintzy bitches.

Auto Show Display Builder Czarnowski Adapts To Coronavirus Cancellations, Looks Ahead

More bad ideas from me, in a video.

A new car show for kids, starring kids. And, yes, they drive.