The Gay Uncle now finds himself in Key West, Florida, where his mother, nieces, common-law brother-in-law, and once-again hugely pregnant sister live. The rest of his family was headed down for the weekend. Having arranged their visits for a week or so after the due date, the idea was for Roxy to have already given birth, and for the brood””as laid out in the book (Chapter 10 Put Turkey Baby Back: New Siblings)””to celebrate the joyous event with niece Amber, and common-law nieces Faye, and Lucia (none of whom were 100% thrilled at having to further share their parents with yet another girl) by holding a “Big Sister”¯ party. As of this writing, the baby remains firmly on the inside, which puts G.U. at risk of having to witness a birth””something he saw once in Amber”s birth video, and which, frankly, he hopes to NEVER have to see again. But it also provides him with more quality and undistracted time with sister Roxy, who he adores. Continue reading “Roxy”