A diverse handful of all-wheel drive vehicles that can take you over the river and through the woods to eat your grandma’s gummy turkey. Check out the slideshow at Vanity Fair.

This week’s episode of Glee featured a mishmash of mash-ups, yielding predictably unpredictable results. Read the full re-cap at Vanity Fair.

Auto show press days aren’t just about sudorific convention centers, soporific engineering presentations, or moiling through a cortége of compulsory vehicle reveals. There’s also parties! Here’s Vanity Fair’s preview of the five hottest invites at this week’s L.A. Show.

Just when you thought Glee was back on track, it delivers an emotionally-phony theme episode, mashed up with outtakes from West Side Story. Read the full re-cap at Vanity Fair.

Introducing, “Four-Wheeled Future,” a new, VF.com feature that will explore the proximate and distant horizons of the automotive industry. This month, we drive three shockingly (ugh!) elegant electric vehicles–the Tesla Model S, the Fisker Karma, and the Rolls-Royce 102 EX–and provide some charged feedback (ugh!!)

Glee finally returned this week with an episode on the aspirational adolescent theme of being true to oneself, begging the philosophical question: Does every un-kissed frog long for his inner prince? Full re-cap at Vanity Fair.

My article on the hideous, and meaty, hazards of WVCs (Wildlife/Vehicle Collisions), and the innovative ways they’re being mitigated by Road Ecologists, is out in this month’s Car and Driver. Lucky for you cheap bitches, it’s also available for free on the internet.

In this month’s “Stars & Cars” at Vanity Fair, I chat with polymath Apolo Ohno about rollover wrecks, Olympic car swag, and driving with his skates on, and offer an EXCLUSIVE preview of the gorgeous custom 1964 Cadillac Convertible he’ll be premiering at the SEMA show tomorrow.

These hot vehicles all deliver the Smarties, but also have some mischief up their tailpipes. Find out how and why at Vanity Fair.

Lauren Myracle was just nominated for a National Book Award. Then, she was un-nominated. I give her a call to get the EXCLUSIVE full story, and to talk to her about bra shopping, her “depraved and pathologically lurid” Y.A. fiction, and Satanic cannibal Republican Presidential candidates, all for Vanity Fair.