Category: Automobile

“Why shouldn’t art move?”

And, kind of succeeding.

“We had to slot something in there that wouldn’t compete with Corvette or Fiero, so it couldn’t be a pure sports car. But it would serve as a halo vehicle for the other Buick products. Something not as flamboyant but more luxurious.”

The latest in my “Underappreciated” series for Automobile features the winsome orphan Eagle Talon TSi.

Everyone looks better in Jerry’s 1997 Renntech E60 RS. (Maybe it’s the “Blueberry Condor” leather?)

Artist Eric White has an obsession with painting cars from the 1970s. And his celebrity collectors–Leonardo DiCaprio, Courtney Cox, David Arquette, Viggo Mortensen, and Tyler the Creator–revere him for it.

My feature in the latest issue of Automobile. Click on the thumbnails above (and then click again) to view a crappy scan. Or just buy the magazine on the newsstand, you chintzy bitch.

Driving around in the all-new Jeep Gladiator, I felt a little like a secret women’s bathroom at a Celine Dion concert.

How do you design a vehicle no one knows if they want for a market segment that doesn’t exist around technology that isn’t available?

“Yes, we are doomed.”

At least not today. But it is definitely coming for your job.