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Russian Boys Tunnel out of Kindergarten, Attempt to Buy Jaguar Sports Car
Given the kid + car angle, I simply had to write about those five year-old Russian boys who tunneled out of their kindergarten playground, walked a mile to the local Jaguar dealership, and tried to buy a car.
Notes on Camp
How the iPhone Ruined Summer Camp The first in what I hope will be a new series of parenting essays for Vanity Fair.
Gymnastics + Minivan = Chicken Nuggets/iPad
The Gay Uncle solves the kids’ extracurriculars equation.
Bully Pulpit
Have your kid try these tools with the bullies at school. Note that”s a plural. Multiple tools. Unlike in Bob Seger, there is no silver bullet in life.
Put Your Child to Sleep
Waiting for your child to find their own sleep rhythm is like waiting for a snare drum to find its own rhythm. Pretend you”re the grownup. Start drumming your way into your child”s head.
Gay Uncle Returns!
I am pleased to announce the triumphant return of the Gay Uncle.
My new bi-weekly parenting advice column in AskMen”‹ launches today with this informative piece on the proper etiquette/cure for air travel with shrieking children.
A Very Gay (Uncle) New Year
Here’s what The Gay Uncle suggested (to the Chicago Tribune) that you resolve to do for your kids–and yourself–in 2013.