Warning: This story contains graphic descriptions of SPICE GIRLS DRAG.

When she went to test drive a Range Rover, the Land Rover salesman told “Euphoria” and “The White Lotus” star Sydney Sweeney that the six-cylinder engine was enough power for her. “Why, because I’m a girl?” Sweeney slapped back?

She got the V-8.

“The Batmobile actually runs, believe it or not. But it runs a little warm, because the studio didn’t intend that car to drive very far.”

Our relationship with the automobile is at an inflection point. A new show at the Museum of Modern Art (MoMA) in New York City explores that, in all its confounding glory, through artworks from the museum’s permanent collection–including seven glorious cars.

The link above is to the online version of my story for the summer issue of Vanity Fair. The glorious print version will be on newsstands in early July, for those of you who are not CBs. A crappy scan is below.

Celebrating Mother’s Day with the Five Hottest Minivans, ever.

Inside the Hamptons’ most exclusive, automotive-adjacent lifestyle bacchanal.

The Edible Weed Industry is Working to Prevent Your Next Freakout

EXCLUSIVE Interviews, photos, and information on this $5 million find.

What does Michael Fassbender say to himself in the privacy of his own race car? “You fucking idiot.”

I should have been banned from the industry for writing this extremely creepy Vanity Fair review of the Tesla Roadster back in 2009., or perhaps jailed.