I am pleased to announce the triumphant return of the Gay Uncle.
My new bi-weekly parenting advice column in AskMen”‹ launches today with this informative piece on the proper etiquette/cure for air travel with shrieking children.
Anticipating the Singularity
It is still such a huge thrill to open this magazine and see my name. My piece on the new self-driving Mercedes-Benz F015 Luxury in Motion, in the April issue of Vanity Fair.
Click on the link above (and then click again) to view a crappy scan. Or just buy the magazine on the newsstand, you chintzy bitch.
ShowBoats International
Does a magazine exist that is named more appropriately for a flashy, swanning, performative, globetrotting bitch like me? ShowBoats International–an ultra-luxury yachting magazine dedicated to serving the global super rich–has just relaunched. And guess who is their new Automotive Editor? Moi, naturally. (Not that you could tell from that caricature they’ve included.)
For my first monthly column, I’ve featured the new Bentley Grand Convertible. Click on the thumbnail above (and then click on it again) to view a scan.
Fluffy on Cars
I talk to comedian Gabriel Iglesias about Trans Ams, Teslas, and pristine (and extremely shitty) VW Vans.
My first piece for Autoblog.
Should You Lease Your Next Rolls-Royce?
Mind (and Engine) Blown
Geneva Would Like to Welcome to Your Turbocharged, 3-D Printed, Robot Driven Future
Why You Should Buy a Vintage BMW E9
Reason #1: It looks like this. (Other reasons are equally valid.)
10 Reasons Why the Bentley Mulsanne Speed is the Perfect Oscar Week Vehicle
Jamie Dornan was still searching for his Uber outside Ari Emmanuel”s house party as our chariot pulled up and ferried us away, leaving him a cloud of tire smoke that rendered him Fifty Shades of (Avaricious) Green.
Waftin’ Coal
Rolls-Royce has confirmed the inevitable: it will build an SUV.
Jay Leno Donates $560,000 Car, Gets Pulled Over by Suspicious Cop
We talk to Jay Leno about donating half-million dollar muscle cars, inking new automotive TV deals, and dealing with nosey siren-happy cops.