They Grow Up So Fast

Posted on August 15th, 2008 at 7:04 pm by Brett

This is the Gay Uncle’s seven month old niece. He’s not sure if her early onset (and gender variant) puberty is caused by factory farm hormones in the milk, whatever it is that’s killing the bees, or her father’s testosterone-replacement therapy creams.
But he does know one thing: she has grown a mustache that would make any of the Village People jealous.