My Dad John McCain
Written by Brett, Posted in General & Random
Continuing with his rage and repudiation on the subject of Republican nominees and children’s literature, the Gay Uncle would like to call your attention to a new book that should definitively be banned from your personal collection. It’s called MY DAD, JOHN McCAIN, and is written by the Cain’t-Do senator’s daughter, Meghan. (Way to cash in, Meggie.) Some of the highlights cover the war hero’s hilarious exploits in the service, like when his plane was hit (OOPS!) and he bailed (WHEW!) but was captured and imprisoned (GOTCHA!). Nothing is mentioned about his returning home to find his formerly-hot first wife now crippled and haggy, and his immediate decision to ditch her for a newer, younger, politically-connected, and way richer model (KA-CHING!). There’s also little said about his opposition to making Martin Luther King’s birthday a public holiday (RACIST!). And since the book isn’t called MY MOM, CINDY McCAIN, there’s absolutely nothing about the potential first lady walking around blasted out of her mind on handfuls of Percoset that she stole from the medical charity she ran (LOOPY!) or the fact that Johnny didn’t even notice (OUT OF TOUCH!). There is, strangely, a picture of a computer, a tool which the ancient senator has publicly stated that he does not know how to use (EMAIL???). Sadly, there aren’t any honest images of a befuddled and idea-less candidate attempting to answer questions on how to fix a country that he and his party-mates have done their very best to ruin over the past eight years (DISASTROUS POLICIES!), of him handing out enormous corporate welfare benefits to the oil companies and Wall Street (SOCIALIZE THE RISK, PRIVATIZE THE PROFITS!), gunning for additional wars while miring us deeper in one we never should have started (NUKE IRAN!) or of generally supporting the wealthy while ignoring the plight of literally everyone else (OWNERSHIP SOCIETY!). Do you think your children will like living in this story? The Gay Uncle thinks it will mean the end of America. If you’re not interested in watching that happen, it’s time to take action now.
Thanks to Deb for the tip!
Brett: “There is, strangely, a picture of a computer, a tool which the ancient senator has publicly stated that he does not know how to use (EMAIL???).”
It is fairly common knowledge that Sen. McCain does know how to use a computer for e-mail and other things, but that he has trouble doing so without help because he has trouble using a keyboard. It is also fairly well-known that McCain has trouble with keyboards because of the injuries his hands sustained WHILE BEING TORTURED BY THE NORTH VIETNAMESE!
This uncle and gay man thinks the United States will survive a McCain presidency. He knows that “the Gay Uncle” is a first-class asshole.
[Everyone’s entitled to their opinion. Given yours, you’ll probably do very well in the gay concentration camp Palin puts us in when old man McCain’t dies.]
“you’ll probably do very well in the gay concentration camp Palin puts us in when old man McCain’t dies.”
Bwah Ha Ha Ha Ha! I just knew it!
I knew my post would prompt you to show what an asshole you really are!
You can’t defend what you wrote so you make a lame attempt at throwing snark my way with ridiculous accusations against the Alaska governor. Pathetic. You can’t possibly help your book sales by showing off writing of this low caliber.
How wonderful it will be if Sarah Palin becomes our next VP. The wave of suicides that will result amongst loony leftists like yourself will be most amusing to see.
P.S: Rather than entertaining fantasies about Palin-created concentration camps, you’d better use your time worrying about how the Islamo-nuts will execute you after Obama loses the war.