Not Gloating

Posted on November 5th, 2008 at 5:06 am by Brett

common-toad-22611.jpgThe Gay Uncle is not gloating today. But he does have one thing to say: He’s extremely pleased that when Sarah Palin’s name was mentioned during poisonous toad John McCain’t’s deservedly contrite concession speech, the crowd of grotesque Republican true believers erupted into a spontaneous boo.

One more thing: Does anyone know Bristol Palin’s home address in Wasilla? The G.U. would like to send her an autographed copy of his book. Girlfriend’s going to need some good advice, and lord knows she’s not going to get it from any Secret Service mannies anymore.

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4 Responses to “Not Gloating”

  1. Christina on November 5th, 2008 12:20 pm

    LOL! you are SO bad!

  2. Arianna Gil on November 7th, 2008 3:43 am

    i would die of laughter if you got that address to send her. maybe you should send books to the Wasilla public library that would be funny.

  3. Brett on November 7th, 2008 5:16 am

    Ariana-

    That is a great idea. I’m going to send tomorrow.

    U.B.

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