An era comes to an end. This is my final car column for billionaire yacht magazine BOAT US. Luckily, I went out with a bang and featured the new Ferrari Portofino. Click on the thumbnail above, and then click again, to view a crappy scan. Or just buy the magazine on the newsstand, you chintzy bitch.

Is bigger better?

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The new Mercedes-Benz E63S is a sleeper, but it certainly won’t put you to sleep. (Also, Hammer!)

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Alfa Romeo’s new lucky clover, and Jaguar’s new snarling kitten battle for the hearts of America’s dwindling sport sedan buyers, and everyone’s a winner.

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The Porsche Panamera is no longer as unlovely as it used to be–especially on the inside. But the real attraction here is the dreamy four-door 928 prototype that never came to be.

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The new Ferrari GTC4 Lusso is the brand”s most traditional and its most unconventional. My latest for ShowBoats International. Click on the thumbnail above (and then click again) to read a crappy scan–or just buy the magazine on the newsstand, you chintzy bitch.

If you’d like to take The Grand Tour.

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What’s S-Car Go without a shell? Click the thumbnail above, then click it again, to find out.

Step one: get rich. Step two: call Brett.

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How to make your $2.5 million super-sports car just a bit more special: add titanium, porcelain, or a trailer hitch.