Babies Make You Sad
Written by Brett, Posted in Vanity Fair
Babies Make You Sad, and Other Bad News for New Parents
Friday
August 2015
Written by Brett, Posted in Vanity Fair
Babies Make You Sad, and Other Bad News for New Parents
Tuesday
July 2015
Written by Brett, Posted in Vanity Fair
Knowing that I cringe at the sound of my voice, and aware that others may too, I submit for your listening displeasure, me talking more about how iPhones (and Kim Kardashian’s Instagram) ruined summer camp–for NPR. Scroll down a bit to find my bit.
Wednesday
July 2015
Written by Brett, Posted in Gay Uncle Advice, Vanity Fair
How the iPhone Ruined Summer Camp The first in what I hope will be a new series of parenting essays for Vanity Fair.
Wednesday
June 2015
Thursday
May 2015
Written by Brett, Posted in Stick Shift, Vanity Fair
Do like Alain Delon, James Coburn, Steve McQueen, Brigitte Bardot, Sonny Crockett,…and us.
Thursday
April 2015
Written by Brett, Posted in Stick Shift, Vanity Fair
Matthew McConaughey told me that he wants the South Park guys to do a spoof of his Lincoln commercial. (But he’d settle for Matt Damon.)
Thursday
March 2015
Written by Brett, Posted in Vanity Fair
Glee is finally going off the air. So Vanity Fair invited me back to write one final farewell to the shambolic, pedantic, formerly-seminal high school comedrama.
Saturday
March 2015
Written by Brett, Posted in Vanity Fair
It is still such a huge thrill to open this magazine and see my name. My piece on the new self-driving Mercedes-Benz F015 Luxury in Motion, in the April issue of Vanity Fair.
Click on the link above (and then click again) to view a crappy scan. Or just buy the magazine on the newsstand, you chintzy bitch.
Friday
February 2015
Written by Brett, Posted in Stick Shift, Vanity Fair
We learned two things yesterday in Queens:
1) Shea Stadium has been demolished and is now a slushy parking lot.
2) The new all-electric, all-wheel-drive Tesla P85D will melt your face.
Friday
January 2015
Written by Brett, Posted in Stick Shift, Vanity Fair
A roundup of all of our favorite concept cars from the 2015 Detroit Auto Show. Because everyone loves exquisite objects that presage a future that will never arrive.
