To celebrate Father”s Day, we created this definitive compendium of Dad Car typologies for Vanity Fair. Click through and see if you recognize your own father. (And don”t forget to send dad a card, or at least a necktie emoji.)
Triumph of the Second Born
Is the Maserati Ghibli SQ4 the most Stick Shift car, ever? Find out, at Vanity Fair.
New York Hates Cars
Most New Yorkers don’t give a shit about cars. Fortunately for you, we do. Here’s our crib sheet of the vehicles worth seeing at the 2014 NY Auto Show, on until April 27 at the Javits Center in Manhattan.
Officiating a Spring Wedding in a Corvette Convertible
In Detroit, a preacher has to shine. My review of the Roofless Plastic Fantastic for Vanity Fair.
Back to the Future
My piece on the gorgeous “Dream Cars” exhibit at Atlanta’s High Museum of Art is featured prominently in the May, 2014 print issue of Vanity Fair. Click on the thumbnails above (and then click on them again) to view a crappy scan, or just buy the magazine on the newsstand, you chintzy bitch.
Or you can view it online, via VF.com
Is the Autonomous Self-Driving Future Here?
I wrote this entire Vanity Fair article while the 2014 Mercedes-Benz S-Class drove me up the West Side Highway by itself.
3 Small SUVs That Will Almost Make You Wish You Had Kids
The operative word here is, “Almost.” Reviewing a trio of peppy sport-utes for Vanity Fair.
Winter, Vanquished
We do not blame the car for these travails any more than we blame ourselves for the day we wore shorts in May and ended up shivering and vodka-drunk in a Russian nightclub in Coney Island. Sometimes, in the pursuit of glorious fun, shit happens and you”re not outfitted appropriately.
Driving an Aston Martin Vanquish Volante in t he Winter, from Vanity Fair
Bentley vs. Rolls
Which of the pair is our favorite? That”s like asking us to choose whether we prefer flawless gemstones or a flawless sex robot that looks exactly like a young Richard Gere. Read our full “review” at Vanity Fair.
Our Top Picks: Geneva 2014
If we were capable of embarrassment, we would say that this year’s Geneva Auto Show was an embarrassment of riches. Our top 11 sport and luxury picks (plus 5 bonus picks for poor people) at Vanity Fair.