Ransacking preschool teachers, bicycles, proctology, battery power, the Brooklyn Bridge, capricious cats, Polyphemus, spurs, The Weeknd, dolphins, and the color purple (no caps) to define the shortcomings of Bentley’s latest plug-in-hybrid sedan.

And someone takes copious photos of it. Piqued your interest?

It’s fun to imagine using a $700,000 Italian exotic to do counter-intuitive things like sneak up on valets, or back out of the driveway without antagonizing the neighbors.

Has Lexus Gone Rogue?

Obviously, yes.

Step One: Round Up Your Pod

This outrageous wedge of a luxury sedan, obvi.

SUCs are proliferating. Why?

Pura Vision is a ‘perfect mixture’ of grand tourer, SUV, and speedboat.

“Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering sea cow; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.”