Tesla Model 3: Millennial Model T?
Bringing vehicle-of-the-future cachet, earth-saving sanctimony, and questionable design to the global masspirational.
Opulence, You Own Everything!
While relaxing, tweed-clad, on the $3200 power-operated Event Seat integrated into the back of your $230,000 Bentley Bentayga SUV, you might find yourself feeling a bit peckish, and want to consume a snack–perhaps a pound of caviar served on a thinly sliced gold brick? A paper plate won”t do for such a meal.
Test Driving James Bond’s New Aston Martin
Warning, the EXCLUSIVE video attached to this piece includes footage of me driving to a southern California shake shack, and ordering a vanilla shake, “Shaken, not stirred.”
How to Kick Off Your Summer Properly
Do like Alain Delon, James Coburn, Steve McQueen, Brigitte Bardot, Sonny Crockett,…and us.
McConaughey on McConaughey
Matthew McConaughey told me that he wants the South Park guys to do a spoof of his Lincoln commercial. (But he’d settle for Matt Damon.)
Assault and Batteries
We learned two things yesterday in Queens:
1) Shea Stadium has been demolished and is now a slushy parking lot.
2) The new all-electric, all-wheel-drive Tesla P85D will melt your face.
Your Insane Automotive Destiny
James Bond’s New Car
Like Lolita with her lollipop or Norman Bates with his bloody knife and desiccated mother, certain cinematic characters and their props are indelibly bonded.
Oligarch Express
Just in time for the holidays, something to fill the en-suite garages of the global .01%’s new $100 million apartments.