How to Sell $20 Million in Bugattis in One Weekend
Written by Brett, Posted in Stick Shift, Vanity Fair
Tuesday
September 2016
Written by Brett, Posted in Stick Shift, Vanity Fair
Friday
April 2016
Written by Brett, Posted in Stick Shift, Vanity Fair
Bringing vehicle-of-the-future cachet, earth-saving sanctimony, and questionable design to the global masspirational.
Tuesday
December 2015
Written by Brett, Posted in Stick Shift, Vanity Fair
While relaxing, tweed-clad, on the $3200 power-operated Event Seat integrated into the back of your $230,000 Bentley Bentayga SUV, you might find yourself feeling a bit peckish, and want to consume a snack–perhaps a pound of caviar served on a thinly sliced gold brick? A paper plate won”t do for such a meal.
Wednesday
September 2015
Written by Brett, Posted in Stick Shift, Vanity Fair
Warning, the EXCLUSIVE video attached to this piece includes footage of me driving to a southern California shake shack, and ordering a vanilla shake, “Shaken, not stirred.”
Thursday
May 2015
Written by Brett, Posted in Stick Shift, Vanity Fair
Do like Alain Delon, James Coburn, Steve McQueen, Brigitte Bardot, Sonny Crockett,…and us.
Thursday
April 2015
Written by Brett, Posted in Stick Shift, Vanity Fair
Matthew McConaughey told me that he wants the South Park guys to do a spoof of his Lincoln commercial. (But he’d settle for Matt Damon.)
Friday
February 2015
Written by Brett, Posted in Stick Shift, Vanity Fair
We learned two things yesterday in Queens:
1) Shea Stadium has been demolished and is now a slushy parking lot.
2) The new all-electric, all-wheel-drive Tesla P85D will melt your face.
Friday
January 2015
Written by Brett, Posted in Stick Shift, Vanity Fair
Thursday
December 2014
Written by Brett, Posted in Stick Shift, Vanity Fair
Like Lolita with her lollipop or Norman Bates with his bloody knife and desiccated mother, certain cinematic characters and their props are indelibly bonded.
Wednesday
November 2014
Written by Brett, Posted in Stick Shift, Vanity Fair
Just in time for the holidays, something to fill the en-suite garages of the global .01%’s new $100 million apartments.