In which I delineate the heretofore secret connection between Madonna, heterosexual weddings, and vintage trucks.
Always Drive Your Heroes
My friend said, “Hop in.” So I did. I always do.
Fin-Tailed German Existentialism
Driving a vintage Mercedes race car that”s about as sensitive as Donald Trump at a quinceañera.
“Mundane” Duesenbergs Now a Bargain
Maybe now is the time to get that Duesey I”ve been wanting since my Bar Mitzvah.
My chat with classic car auctioneer, and vintage automobile market expert, David Gooding.
Playing “Polo” with Lamborghinis
Lamborghini”s Polo Storico has nothing to do with Ralph Lauren, ponies, or debonair Argentines, but it”s still sexy and exclusive.
Piñata Calamity Aversion™
I didn”t hear anything when we almost crashed into the balloon E-Class. But as with other invisible saviors, like extraterrestrials or god, one cannot disprove the existence of the imperceptible.
We Want to Live in Syd Mead’s Future
Did you see Tron, Blade Runner, Star Trek, and Johnny Mnemonic? Syd Mead designed their futuristic worlds.
He just won a well deserved award, in Geneva.
Everything That Matters from the Geneva Motor Show
When I wasn’t getting drunk, or running around the Palexpo convention center conducting interviews (or both), I was sitting quietly in a corner writing articles on my iPhone. Here are the six I produced so far.
Ferrari GTC4Lusso Is Our Favorite Kind of Weird
The Volvo V90 Will Convince Americans to Love Wagons Again
The McLaren 570GT Puts the Grand in Grand Touring
Bugatti’s Chiron is a Purposeful Instrument of Errant Domination
Levante is not a Contraction for Leviathan and Anteater, it’s a Handsome Maserati SUV
Putting the “Red Car” in Red Carpet
Because I simply couldn”t arrive at a Vanity Fair Oscar party in a white Ferrari.
Critic’s Notebook: Mercedes-Benz GLC300
It made me feel like a real estate agent from Burbank on a scouting mission, rather than the uniquely glamorous bitch I actually am.