Category: General & Random

Everyone gets drunk. Then nothing happens.

Full re-cap at Vanity Fair.

I have a new piece out in the nation’s premier automotive publication, Car and Driver, about New York’s premier traffic attorney, Casey Raskob. You want to get out of your speeding ticket? Call Casey! You want to see the piece? Click the teensy thumbnail below. You want to read it? Buy the magazine. (Scan is kind of crappy.)

I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky.

Can I? Find out in the third part in my Vehicular Cures for the February Blahs series at Vanity Fair.

The Gay Uncle is once again called on to share his wisdom in the Chicago Tribune on the use, and disuse, of the words poop, pee, and butt. Read his advice, or suffer through hearing these words continuously for the next seven years.

Who came back, who struck out, who blasted off, and who no-showed in this week’s generally compelling episode, “Comeback”? Also, a chance to participate in our thrillingly prurient contest: “In How Many Season 2.5 Scenes Will Chord Overstreet Appear Shirtless?” All this and more at Vanity Fair.

An impassioned and intelligent (as usual) plea to save Public Broadcasting from my good friend David Kleeman of the American Center for Children and the Media, published on the Huffington Post. Follow his advice and write to your representatives immediately.

Stop Believin’, or Don’t? Get GLEE‘d up for the Grammys with my Vanity Fair interview with PJ Bloom, the man responsible for the show’s music.

I help my pal Jamie Kitman gay things up in his vehicular Valentine’s Day slide-show over at sister organ GQ Magazine. Check out the four final slides for a selection of excellent homosexual V.D. cars.

The Ferrari 458 will turn you into a smirking narcissist, eagerly seeking your next reflection. And it is the second featured car in this month’s Stick Shift series: Vehicular Cures for the February Blahs.

The solution to every Glee couple’s V.D. heartache? Increase the recipe by a third.