As a parent, your authority””meaning, your flimsy confidence that you are smarter than your kid””is your most potent weapon.
Put Your Child to Sleep
Waiting for your child to find their own sleep rhythm is like waiting for a snare drum to find its own rhythm. Pretend you”re the grownup. Start drumming your way into your child”s head.
Rococo Chanel?
The opulent new Mercedes-Maybach S600 is inspired. And inspired by the classic Mercedes-Benz 600 beloved by diplomats, dictators, designers, and pornographers.
My latest for ShowBoats International. Click on the thumbnail above (and then click on it again) to view a cruddy scan.
Food Fight
More steaming hot wisdom from the universe’s favorite Gay Uncle. In this installment: Mealtime Magic (or, How to Not Give Your Child a Lifelong Eating Disorder)
The Zeitgeist is a Fickle Bitch
Glee is finally going off the air. So Vanity Fair invited me back to write one final farewell to the shambolic, pedantic, formerly-seminal high school comedrama.
Ludacura
Just cause I’m an all-nighter, shoot all fire
Ludacris, balance and rotate all tires
Making the Internet of Things’ Things
Northern Nevada’s vast tracts of affordable land, plentiful sunishne, and proximity to Silicon Valley have turned it into the new new Detroit: a place to build the things for the Internet of Things.
My latest reportage for Departures. Click on the thumbnail above, and then click it again, to view it. You can also procure your own copy if you have an AmEx Platinum Card, which you probably don’t.
Gay Uncle Returns!
I am pleased to announce the triumphant return of the Gay Uncle.
My new bi-weekly parenting advice column in AskMen”‹ launches today with this informative piece on the proper etiquette/cure for air travel with shrieking children.
Anticipating the Singularity
It is still such a huge thrill to open this magazine and see my name. My piece on the new self-driving Mercedes-Benz F015 Luxury in Motion, in the April issue of Vanity Fair.
Click on the link above (and then click again) to view a crappy scan. Or just buy the magazine on the newsstand, you chintzy bitch.
ShowBoats International
Does a magazine exist that is named more appropriately for a flashy, swanning, performative, globetrotting bitch like me? ShowBoats International–an ultra-luxury yachting magazine dedicated to serving the global super rich–has just relaunched. And guess who is their new Automotive Editor? Moi, naturally. (Not that you could tell from that caricature they’ve included.)
For my first monthly column, I’ve featured the new Bentley Grand Convertible. Click on the thumbnail above (and then click on it again) to view a scan.