I talk to comedian Gabriel Iglesias about Trans Ams, Teslas, and pristine (and extremely shitty) VW Vans.
My first piece for Autoblog.
Should You Lease Your Next Rolls-Royce?
Mind (and Engine) Blown
Geneva Would Like to Welcome to Your Turbocharged, 3-D Printed, Robot Driven Future
Why You Should Buy a Vintage BMW E9
Reason #1: It looks like this. (Other reasons are equally valid.)
10 Reasons Why the Bentley Mulsanne Speed is the Perfect Oscar Week Vehicle
Jamie Dornan was still searching for his Uber outside Ari Emmanuel”s house party as our chariot pulled up and ferried us away, leaving him a cloud of tire smoke that rendered him Fifty Shades of (Avaricious) Green.
Waftin’ Coal
Rolls-Royce has confirmed the inevitable: it will build an SUV.
Jay Leno Donates $560,000 Car, Gets Pulled Over by Suspicious Cop
We talk to Jay Leno about donating half-million dollar muscle cars, inking new automotive TV deals, and dealing with nosey siren-happy cops.
NSXy
The 2015 Acura NSX is 2 Legit 2 Quit. (Ditto for Ayrton Senna.) My latest for the March issue of DETAILS. Click on the image above (and then click on it again) to view a crappy scan, or just buy the magazine on the newsstand, you chintzy bitch. Or, you can check out the full text in its less attractive online version.
Everything I Know About Motorcycles
My latest piece for Men’s Journal is sized just right to reflect the depth of my knowledge on the subject.
Click on the thumbnail above (and then click again) to view a crappy scan. Or just buy the magazine on the newsstand, you chintzy bitch.
Assault and Batteries
We learned two things yesterday in Queens:
1) Shea Stadium has been demolished and is now a slushy parking lot.
2) The new all-electric, all-wheel-drive Tesla P85D will melt your face.