Most New Yorkers don’t give a shit about cars. Fortunately for you, we do. Here’s our crib sheet of the vehicles worth seeing at the 2014 NY Auto Show, on until April 27 at the Javits Center in Manhattan.
Officiating a Spring Wedding in a Corvette Convertible
In Detroit, a preacher has to shine. My review of the Roofless Plastic Fantastic for Vanity Fair.
Back to the Future
My piece on the gorgeous “Dream Cars” exhibit at Atlanta’s High Museum of Art is featured prominently in the May, 2014 print issue of Vanity Fair. Click on the thumbnails above (and then click on them again) to view a crappy scan, or just buy the magazine on the newsstand, you chintzy bitch.
Or you can view it online, via VF.com
Is the Autonomous Self-Driving Future Here?
I wrote this entire Vanity Fair article while the 2014 Mercedes-Benz S-Class drove me up the West Side Highway by itself.
Senior Citizens and Self-Driving Cars
Here’s an Op-Ed piece I wrote for the Los Angeles Times opinions page about how self-driving cars could be a real boon to our rapidly growing population of senior citizens.
3 Small SUVs That Will Almost Make You Wish You Had Kids
The operative word here is, “Almost.” Reviewing a trio of peppy sport-utes for Vanity Fair.
Winter, Vanquished
We do not blame the car for these travails any more than we blame ourselves for the day we wore shorts in May and ended up shivering and vodka-drunk in a Russian nightclub in Coney Island. Sometimes, in the pursuit of glorious fun, shit happens and you”re not outfitted appropriately.
Driving an Aston Martin Vanquish Volante in t he Winter, from Vanity Fair
Rabid Rubber
What would you do if you owned an inhospitable, 7250-acre, rubbly, caliche-undergridded plot of west-central Texas, plagued by fire ants, tarantulas, Africanized bees, and rabid foxes? If you’re Goodyear, you’d flood it and test 12 foot tall truck tires.
Click the thumbnail above (and then click it again) to view a crappy scan of my latest edition of “Test Track Lunacy” for Road & Track, or just buy the magazine on the newsstand, you chintzy bitch.
Handsome Gymnast Removes Top
The handsome stripper our friends at Porsche never wanted to make, in the April issue of DETAILS.
Click on the image above (then click again) to view a crappy scan, or just buy the magazine on the newsstand you chintzy bitch. (p.36)
Bentley vs. Rolls
Which of the pair is our favorite? That”s like asking us to choose whether we prefer flawless gemstones or a flawless sex robot that looks exactly like a young Richard Gere. Read our full “review” at Vanity Fair.