The handsome stripper our friends at Porsche never wanted to make, in the April issue of DETAILS.
Click on the image above (then click again) to view a crappy scan, or just buy the magazine on the newsstand you chintzy bitch. (p.36)
Bentley vs. Rolls
Which of the pair is our favorite? That”s like asking us to choose whether we prefer flawless gemstones or a flawless sex robot that looks exactly like a young Richard Gere. Read our full “review” at Vanity Fair.
Buy It Now!
David Gooding–one of the world’s foremost authorities on the collectible car market–told me to pull the trigger on that 1989 Jaguar XJS convertible I’ve been coveting. “If it looks cheap, and you believe in it,” Gooding said. “Follow your interest.”
Find out what other cars he recommended as entry-level investments at Yahoo! Autos.
Blowing Lamborghinis
I chat with Lamborghini CEO Stephan Winkelmann about back doors and forced induction. Read our interview at Popular Mechanics.
2014 Mercedes-Benz C-Class
All Growed Up: The new Mercedes-Benz C-Class is no longer the baby of the family. My latest first drive review for Yahoo! Autos.
Our Top Picks: Geneva 2014
If we were capable of embarrassment, we would say that this year’s Geneva Auto Show was an embarrassment of riches. Our top 11 sport and luxury picks (plus 5 bonus picks for poor people) at Vanity Fair.
Geneva Auto Show 2014
Here’s my piece by piece coverage of some of the most exciting debuts at the 2014 Geneva Auto Show. Read all about them at Yahoo! Autos.
How to Survive the Shittiest Winter Ever
Try any one of these six all-wheel-drive cars, all of which saved our icy bacon during this eternal, and eternally crappy winter. Read all about it at Vanity Fair.
Putting the Cars in Oscars
OsCARS! The 8 Best Vehicles for Making a Red Carpet Splash. My latest for Car and Driver.
Robot Cars Are Better
Full Disclosure: I’ve always rooted for the Decepticons. My latest on autonomous cars, for Popular Mechanics.