All of my thrilling and witty Yahoo Autos! coverage of the Geneva Auto Show–including new cars from Aston Martin, Rolls-Royce, Alfa Romeo, and the Corvette Convertible–in one convenient place. Read now, or know nothing.
Diesel Cars Don’t Suck Anymore
Is it Time For You to Give Up Your Outmoded Misconceptions and Consider Buying a Diesel-Powered Car? (Short answer: Yes.) Read the full report, at Vanity Fair.
Putting the “Cars” in Oscars
If you must drive yourself to Vanity Fair’s Oscars Week soirees, it’s best to do so in a selection of recherché $300,000 European sports cars.
Not Wealthy?
Check out these five average cars for average people who are not rich. My latest for Vanity Fair.
Mercedes E-Class, Liberated!
The 2014 Mercedes E-Class Has Been Lanced, Vaccinated, and Released from Ugly Prison. My latest for Yahoo! Autos.
Jaguar XJL Ultimate
We test drive the country’s only Jaguar XJL Ultimate, a $155,000 sedan that’s as opulent and extravagant and ridiculous and amazing as its name implies. With many pictures, at Vanity Fair.
Journalists, Mercedeses Detained in Spain
Why were $700,000 in Mercedes sports cars, and a dozen American journalists, detained by the Spanish Police?
Find out in my latest for Yahoo! Autos.
Big American Trucks
Full-Sized Domestic Pickups Attempt to Transcend Their Role as Icons of Genital Insecurity. My latest Four-Wheeled Future report for Vanity Fair.
Cult Cars in Vanity Fair
Everyone’s–well, my–favorite cult cars appear in the new HOLLYWOOD issue of Vanity Fair. Click below to see a crappy scan, or just buy the magazine yourself, you chintzy bitch. Continue reading “Cult Cars in Vanity Fair”
Stars & Cars: Kate Upton
Just days before the debut of her big Super Bowl ad I talk to Kate Upton about Bikinis, Benzes, Binges, and Buffalo Wings. Startling admissions abound! Read all about it at Vanity Fair.