Brett Berk

Glee‘s Principal Figgins (Iqbal Theba) provides Vanity Fair with ten pieces of timely advice for vacationing high school children.

What happened? Precisely the inevitabilities you expected.
Full Glee-Cap at Vanity Fair.

Playing Lesbian Multiple Choice with Glee‘s Naya Rivera, at Vanity Fair.

Now with an apology, an elaborate explanation, and a single-word edit.
Also, an official statement on the issue from Vanity Fair.

I talk to one of my favorite Stick Shift subjects, the incredibly brave Erin Davies, about the heinous desecration of her rainbow-liveried VW Beetle, the FagBug. Read all about it at Vanity Fair.

I talk with amazing and talented singer Neko Case for Vanity Fair, and discover why she’s really giving up her classic 1967 Cougar.

Absence, and/or abstinence, makes the heart grow fonder.
Full Glee-cap at Vanity Fair.

The tables are turned, the universe is inverted, and Bizarro Superman takes over. In other words, I am the interviewee in this piece at The NYLA Report.

I continue to offer sacrifices to Printus, the god of magazines. And he continues to reward me with the successes occasioned by devotion his Capybara-headed/insect bodied icon. To wit: another piece in Vanity Fair magazine, this one on the incredible new Ferrari FF. Click the image below to see a crappy scan, or go buy the magazine on the newsstand, you cheap bitch.

The Fiat 500 is the vehicular equivalent of attending a 6:00 a.m. spinning class while drinking Diet Red Bull and blasting “Hold it Against Me” on a bedazzled iPod Touch. Find out why by reading my review of the wee Italo-Mexican roller skate over at Vanity Fair.