Brett Berk

We trawled through the bowels of the internet to compile this irresistible collection of absolutely horrible Top 10 lists.

I dare you not to click this link and read every bit of it.

Glee is the gayest show on television. So you’d think it would be difficult to pick the ten gayest moments to occur on the show in the past twelve months. And you would be right. Luckily, Vanity Fair has an expert like me to do this dirty work. Click that link back there to check out the full list.

Glee garnered five Golden Globe nominations today, for Best Actor, Best Actress, Best Supporting Actor, Best Supporting Actress, and Faggiest Television Series. (That last one isn’t actually true. It was for Gayest Television Series.) Odds are, they’ll win a bunch of these. But why? I explain the odds, and the odds behind the odds, over at Vanity Fair.

Two words:

Bah, humbug.

Since Glee scored a (insert sports metaphor here) recently with a pair of Grammy nominations and its massive download hit of a Christmas record, and since it continues to shape the euphonic tastes of a generation, I thought it would be a good idea to talk to the man behind the music, the show’s Music Supervisor, PJ Bloom. He was insightful on every topic, including Journey, Christian Rock, and the dreaded Mash-Up. Check it out over at Vanity Fair.

Glee was nominated for a Grammy today, forcing me to ask (and sort of attempt to answer) the all-important question: Why is Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin'” Indelible and Endemic to the Glee Mythology?

My friends over at Vanity Fair were kind enough to indulge me, and to run this amazing image.

This week, Glee gleefully reveled in telling the truth, to positive effect for all involved (including the viewers.) Also, the top-notch second string earned some time on the field. And there was cheese. Lots of delicious cheese.

Read all about it here, at Vanity Fair.

Finding yet another creative way to combine my automotive and televisual interests, I help one of the hot young stars of the hit show Glee select a hot new ride–one befitting his current station in life. With thrilling multimedia SLIDESHOW and VIDEO!!

Check it out over at my weekly car column, Stick Shift at Vanity Fair.

Something else to be thankful for this week: a pretty decent episode of Glee.

Also: Hot locker room fight scenes.

For additional forms of gratitude, my Glee-cap over at Vanity Fair.

Max Adler plays cruel, closet case bully Dave Karofsky on Glee, but he’s absolutely nothing like his character. In fact, he’s a total mensch. I gave him a ring and talked to him about playing mean, singing disco, and kissing boys, for Vanity Fair. Read our interview.