Brett Berk

Today, I made a marriage vow I hope I don’t have to keep. (Or maybe I hope I do?) I promised to gay marry my boyfriend of 20 years at an amusement park. But only if the grotesque, retrogressive, Roberts Supreme Court overturns DOMA, which has about as much chance of happening as my sprouting a vagina on my chest. Still, I put this in writing, at Vanity Fair.

I talk with Glee’s adorable and talented cast member about his Emmy nomination, father/son action, and the best possible ways for him to guarantee that he doesn’t win the Best Supporting Actor award.

Also, there’s a funny part about Jane Lynch and a bedazzled track suit.

It’s all there, at Vanity Fair.

Mad Men and Glee, two of my favorite TV shows (okay, the ONLY two I watch) shocked exactly no one today when it was revealed that they dominated the nominations for this year’s Emmy awards. But this doesn’t mean there’s no news there. There is. It’s just…buried. To find out what their success means about the American character (and Drag) take a little click-walk over to Vanity Fair, where I’ve fabricated crafted some interesting theories that make sense of all of this.

I watched the first two episodes of The Legion of Extraordinary Dancers. And if you like hot, young, shirtless guys getting sweaty and nailing sweet dance moves, you should too. (Also, Glee‘s Harry Shum Jr. is in it, which gave me an excuse to call him and have him explain the whole show to me.)

Check out my review for the Vanity Fair website.

Mimi Gross is an incredible artist who had a lifelong dream: designing a children’s playground with structures based on elements of the human anatomy. And guess what? It actually got built. In Brooklyn. And it opened this weekend.

Gunc wrote a piece about it for Time Out New York Kids, which includes a slide-show of amazing images of this amazing place. (And, yes, that is a snot-trough slide.) Click here—>to slide on over there.

The Gay Uncle responds to that New York Magazine cover story about why contemporary parents hate parenting with two simple rejoinders (one of which is this titular question.)

Click here to visit the Vanity Fair website, where the answer awaits you:

The Jeep Wrangler does nothing, and everything, well. If you care anything about your country, you’ll read my loving and patriotic review of it on the Vanity Fair website. (And, yes, that is a chainsaw bald eagle in the background of this photo.)

Happy birthday U.S.A. <---Click here to see the fireworks.

Seen on the Palisades Pkwy by the NY/NJ border (!!)

All you parents out there need to read this! It’s about an enormous seven-passenger SUV that is motivated by an efficient diesel engine. It’s the Audi Q7 TDI!!

Read about how it carries five people, and a fortnight’s worth of baby crap, on an Upstate NY “Lifeboating” adventure, by clicking right here.

In honor of the Summer Solstice, and the Gay Pride festivities in NYC, I offer this instructive list of five way to gay it up this season, in Vanity Fair.

Check it out right here.